Taio: the verdict

HERE at Houseyblog we've poured literally millions of pounds into our in-depth, no-holds-barred investigation of whether the pop star Taio Cruz is, or is not, an Old Blue.

The result? Bewilderment (see sidebar for details).

But the writing was on the wall when an article in the last Blue surveyed Old Blues in the musical world, ranging from Frankmusik to Attila the Stockbroker, and didn't say a word about Mr Cruz.

And in the wake of that, a well-established member of the CH staff who wishes to remain anonymous but has given me permission to quote him has stated bluntly in writing:

He is not an old Blue. A member of my family works with him and can verify that!

Gentlemen, roll up that map, don your black armbands and turn down the gas in the hall. The dream is over.